After months of nothing noteworthy on the Over-Sharing Neighbour front, I was starting to think that perhaps the last adventure had taught everyone a valuable lesson.
HOW WRONG I WAS.
There is no possible preamble for this one, so I’ll just throw it out there.
Mr. OSN has been waiting for
weeks months for an appointment with what Mrs. OSN calls a “heart specialist” (I assume we’re talking cardiologist here). His appointment is tomorrow morning. But he’s not going! Oh goodness no. He’s got more important things to do.
And by ‘more important things’, I mean ‘being interviewed live on a crappy local early-morning TV show’.
Guess why he’s being interviewed? YOU WILL NEVER GUESS IN ONE MILLION YEARS.
It’s because this weekend, he’s going to be one of the wrestlers at an Ultimate Championship Wrestling event. The “Legends of Grand Prix Wrestling” will be there!
HE HAS TIGHTS, PEOPLE. AND HE SPENT THE DAY DYEING HIS HAIR AND BEARD TO COVER UP THE GREY.
What else can I say? Probably nothing. I’ll just let this percolate with all of you. And hope to goodness I hear the play-by-play at the bus stop on Monday so I can follow up.